Continuing with my ongoing battle with typos and "tomato faces", guess what I wrote to a random Instragram-mer. I was trying to type "Wow ... looks like a great place", but instead, I accidently pressed enter halfway and all that got submitted was "Wow ... loo". I am making some great first impressions all over the country!!
The summer is slowly setting in, but the erratic weather of Sydney has started taken a toll on my nose and hair (no no not nose hair). Nose, as you all know by my constant blabbering, is temporarily closed, while my hair has decided to sport the "Homeless" look.
Along with summer comes the Smelly toes. Since my nose isn't working, I don't know how many colleagues I am killing each day. Leather pumps with long sleek heels look fantastic, but for a person with feet that sweats in gallons, they literally make a killer combination.
I have been doing some serious workout for the past few weeks, focusing on my thighs and abdomen. On a typical day, I usually start warming up with lots of enthusiasm, yelling to my husband. "Oh hell yeah, I am so gonna do this. Watch out for my killer abs, you pouchy man".
5 Minutes into the circuit "Oh my heart ... my heart's gonna jump out of my mouth"
7 minutes "God Dammit $#@%@ Planks!!"
8 minutes "My legs are falling apaaa aaahh aaaa rt!!!"
10 minutes - lying flat on the floor, tongue out. Husband walks over, looks down and says, "Wow I can already see those killer abs on your potbelly". Gah!!