WTF Wednesdays - Fashion of Bagel Head

I am no fashion guru, I am happy with my 6 year old jeans, un-tattooed arms and frizzy hair. But Japanese folks are class apart. I just love these people. Their innovative style sense makes my skin crawl out of my body.

This is the latest fashion trend in Japan - The Bagel head. No no no this is not a disease, it's the divine art of body modification, where for some cockamamie reason, they decide to sport Bagel on their forehead.




Remember how our parents used to say "Bhoosa bhara hai dimag mei bhoosa", thank god, we didn't decide to take it in literal sense.

To form a Bagel head, a technician would inject saline water in your forehead and once the swelling in big enough, they press their thumb in the middle to make the bagel shape. The transformation is temporary and lasts for just 16 hours. Bravehearts can watch this video to know how it's done.


 
This can become a huge hit with Indian women. Why you ask!!

Imagine when the parents are forcing their daughter to meet a greedy prospective groom. She can immediately rush to the nearest Bagel head clinic, get it done and tadada... while offering tea, she can offer some bagels too...right from her forehead :P




Imagine, a single lonely girl, who's planning to travel overnight by train, that too in general compartment. She can get a couple of bagels on her forehead and arms and board the train. The passengers might actually light incense sticks and offer prayers thinking her to be a Devi OR they might just empty the whole compartment, fearing alien invasion.

Look at him and you will know what I mean.


If you want to rebel against your parents but your shredded jeans, short skirts and dragon tattoos are having no effect...go for a Bagel head. One look at your temple would shake the eyebrows off their face.




By the way, if you are seriously into rebelling against your parents, get some corset piercing or Angel wings. Would match perfectly with your Bagel head. :P  

(runs off before parents chase with brickbats)


All images courtesy Google

33 comments:

  1. Oh Dear Lord!!!!!!! Weird!! But yeah, great idea to implement on circumstances you mentioned :) :)

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    1. hehehe yeah our woman can utilize it to full extent :D

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  2. Oh my! That is just bizarre! But loved your witty post. :)

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    1. I know! so bizzare. :) thanks for writing in

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  3. Oh My God!!! Japanese are truly the crazy lot!! What all weird things they do! Bagel heads in India... the consequences of that would be interesting to watch :D

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    1. yeah parent would go insane :P that would be fun :D

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  4. OH MY GOD!! Just when I have seen it all, you up and post this!! That is just too much...and gross and ewwwww!! It makes me cringe! Nasty!! Fashion my ass.. you couldn't pay me to pull off such a crazy stunt!! WOW! Just WOW! Loved your post. I simply can not get over it. I showed my kids so we could all cringe and yell ewwww together! LOL

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    1. hahaha I am so glad you had a fun time with your kids at the expense of my post :D

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    1. hehehe :) that was my exact reaction.

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  6. Like everyone else, I too have to say OMG! What the heck is this!! I like your reference to "bhoosa bhara hai dimag mein?" :) You really have a knack for finding the weirdest things in the world of fashion! Enjoyed your witty narration :)

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    1. I am so glad you liked my post. Sometimes these insane things bring some sense in my writing.

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  7. Nice post. I may be wrong. I thought bagel head was originated in Canada and Japanese people came to know about this in 2007.

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    1. yeah that's right. It became popular in Japan recently.

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  8. This one cracked me up!!! crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!! :/// it looks so ewwwwwwwww

    Loved your take on it though, Princess... great imagination :))))

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  9. OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Is this for real! I just saw the video on mute and I am flabbergasted. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 GOD!!!!!!!!!

    Your explanations made me laugh so hard!!!

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    1. you should the other body transformations they do. Will blow your mind away :D

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  10. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

    Why would you want ot do that WHYyyyyyyyyyyyy ...

    i hope they read you posts and do something ...

    Bikram

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    1. that's the million dollar question, why would anyone do that :D

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  11. Of Gosh! They all look scary, funny, and mad! I wonder why they do it. Anyway your writing is interesting.

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    1. yeah and they think it's cute :P why o why :P

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  12. Eeeeewww.. one of the most creepiest things.Why would anybody do that !!

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    1. hehehe and that's a style statement :D

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  13. I just saw this on nat geo a couple of days back....and was left wondering what were these guys thinking!!!

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    1. I still get that crawling sensation on my skin watching it. thanks for dropping by.

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  14. Insanity! How anyone could find this attractive is beyond me. Loved the witticisms too, but wish I knew what the phrase "Bhoosa bhara hai dimag mei bhoosa" meant. The online translators have no idea, it seems.

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    1. Bhoosa is hay ... often Indian parents would scold their kids saying their head is filled with hay :P

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  15. HAHAHAHA :D

    THEY ARE BIG TIME FREAKS

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