The Ultra-Chic Complex

This is a tale of two crazy sisters. The younger one is ultra chic, with ramp-ready hairstyle and sleek heels, surrounded by sweet delicate scent, even though her college days were spent mostly at the rear end of cows and goats. While the elder one is a flappy bird, with flappy clothes and frizzy hair. The elder one would flick younger sisters cool frocks and jeans, and in exchange give her meager green notes. :P



I tried wearing her extremely fexy heels one day, could hardly make it to the mirror!! I can do a better river-crossing than stride in those insanely high heels.


My sister is my emergency fashion guru. Due to time difference I always end up calling her during unearthly hours, sharing pictures in whatsapp, asking her opinion. She would mumble and grumble in sleep, but would often provide a decent understandable reply.
  
But the opinions always come at a price, only the bravehearts would endure the criticism she gives.

"What is that gunny bag you are wearing??"
"What's with all the tyres splitting out of your waist"
"Please for god sake throw those shoes, even beggars wear better shoes than you" - and she was so fed up that she bought me a new pair of red converse :D
"What's with that ponytail? Your hairline seems to be receding"
"Is that Kajal or Crow's feet? "

Yeah she's brutal, but she's my sister... she has the birth right :P but if the husband tries any of these, he is dead meat :P



Do you have an Uber Chic Sista??


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19 comments:

  1. My little sister certainly has me beat. Always has.

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  2. Its funn to see two sisters :) Khatti Meethi :)

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  3. crows feeet? hahahahaha....I like ur sister!

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  4. You know you are so right. There are some liberties we allow our sisters (in my case my cousin sisters) that would be just debarred for our other half. Enjoyed your post.

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  5. Very cute post. Sisters generally argue for nothing, but the bond shared by them is exemplary.

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  6. haha..I do that with my sister..actually we do that to each other...watsapp is a savior when we have to shop in different cities away from each other

    U for Uncanny-Random Thoughts Naba

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  7. Hahahaha awesome post! We sisters share the same love :P
    I have been always high on fashion and she has been high on food... And now we make an awesome pair, I love her food choices and rely on her. She loves my fashion sense and value my consent over her choices!

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  8. Haa even for me, my younger sis is my fashion guru :-D

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  9. ha ha ha... i can so well correlate here....

    Me and my sis trial in the same trial rooms :P Yeah, i know it's crazy.. but who will put that hooks and zippers at the back :P once when i was trying our a dress, she was like damn you have a tire in your belly and i was like WTH.. if anyone else would have told that they would be dead :P :D

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  10. NO uber chic sisters here :) and I take suggestions some times though not too keen about fashion and trends :)
    Good luck with A to Z
    dropping by from - http://afshan-shaik.blogspot.in/

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  11. I came to this site via your comment on my post, and read your A-Z posts from U to A, 21 posts, one after the other, and enjoyed all thoroughly!
    I'll visit your blog regularly from tomorrow.

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  12. Aah! Story of my life!! Even my younger sisters are uber cool and ultra chic!! Is this trait seen only in younger siblings??

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  13. wish i was born now .. I might looked better because these days all yougsters look lovely :)

    Bikram

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  14. For females giving and taking advice is a fashion, and if they are sisters then they have all the fashion rights reserved for them....isn't it so?

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  15. hehe :-D i love ur sister's sense of humour :-D

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  16. Funny post! :) I'm sure your sister means well. I don't have any siblings, but my my mother was often brutally honest in her assessments.

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