This is a tale of two crazy sisters. The younger one is ultra chic, with ramp-ready hairstyle and sleek heels, surrounded by sweet delicate scent, even though her college days were spent mostly at the rear end of cows and goats. While the elder one is a flappy bird, with flappy clothes and frizzy hair. The elder one would flick younger sisters cool frocks and jeans, and in exchange give her meager green notes. :P
I tried wearing her extremely fexy heels one day, could hardly make it to the mirror!! I can do a better river-crossing than stride in those insanely high heels.
My sister is my emergency fashion guru. Due to time difference I always end up calling her during unearthly hours, sharing pictures in whatsapp, asking her opinion. She would mumble and grumble in sleep, but would often provide a decent understandable reply.
But the opinions always come at a price, only the bravehearts would endure the criticism she gives.
"What is that gunny bag you are wearing??"
"What's with all the tyres splitting out of your waist"
"Please for god sake throw those shoes, even beggars wear better shoes than you" - and she was so fed up that she bought me a new pair of red converse :D
"What's with that ponytail? Your hairline seems to be receding"
"Is that Kajal or Crow's feet? "
Yeah she's brutal, but she's my sister... she has the birth right :P but if the husband tries any of these, he is dead meat :P
Do you have an Uber Chic Sista??
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Day 2 B: The Boyfriend RecombobulationDay 3 C: The Comparacion Effect
Day 4 D: The Dandy Dogs Disposition
Day 5 E: The Elephant Explanation
Day 6 F: The Friendship RamificationDay 7 G: The Gobsmacked Syndrome
Day 8 H: The Husband Histrionics
Day 9 I: The Insanity Aggregation
Day 10 J: The Boga Joba Juxtaposition
Day 11 K: The Kitchen Katastrophes
Day 12 L: The Love Lunaticism
Day 13 M: Momentum of a Moment
Day 14 N: The Nikki Adoration
Day 15 O: The OCD Instability
Day 16 P: The Puppy Dog Eyes Mutation
Day 17 Q: The Quad Bikers
Day 18 R: The Room Extrapolation
Day 19 S: The Slytherin Overpowerment
Day 20 T: The Tees and Jeans Squabble