My husband bought a new camera- Nikon D5300. You can imagine what happens when guys get their gadgets.
One fine evening he decided to make me the guinea pig of his portrait experiment. After innumerable “Look here”,” look there”,” open your eyes”,”Don’t scowl”, “what’s with your hair”, he finally came closer to me and said,
“I think your picture would look better with make up on” … Tang!!!!
If only my eyes could emit death rays. The nerve!!
The other day, he came running to me and said, “Take this in your mouth and lie down." I was gobsmacked for a while. It was then I noticed a round yellow lemon in his hand.
“What kind of dumb photography is this”, I asked him controlling my temper.
“Babes it's creativity, you won't understand”. Yeah right, a whole lemon in my mouth!!
One fine evening while I was cooking, he announced from the other room.
“Be prepared to be blown out of your mind”. I went there to see a huge pile of dry leaves and stems on our pristine white table and he with a triumphant smile looking at his camera.
Ohh dear who’s gonna clean all this!!