10 Commandments of Murphy's Law

1) Thou eyes shall start itching the moment thou finishth chopping chillies.

2) Thou shall be assigned high priority critical defects, the day thou decideth to leave early.

3) Thou queue shall be the longest and slowest of all.

4) Thou can doodle all day long with thy pen, but the moment thou requireth to write down a number urgently, by almighty’s grace, the pen won’t workth.

5) The more carefully thou keep thy things, the more difficult they art to find.

6) The day thou leave office early to go home and indulge'th in a hot bubble bath with aromatic candles lighted all around, thou shall get stuck in a delayed train with nowhere to go.

7) The day thou decide to dress up and look gorgeous, thee Crush shall be on leave.

8) Unliketh other days, the moment thee decideth to sit down and readth in the train, thee shall get squeezed between a sick guy coughing non-stop and weird guy talketh to himself.

9) The day thee decideth to wear white, the sky shall part and pour nonstop.

10) The more thou try to avoid Murphy's laws, the stronger they attack.


  1. Haaha I loved the second one; can relate to it and the wearing white dress one :)

  2. lol.you could patent this laws :P nice ones.

  3. all are true.. and so damn scary.. to find out they are so true.. that i am not the only one who is affected by them...aaaah!!


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